Tuesday, February 26, 2002
So I have this problem. My farts over the last week have been potent enough to kill a person. In fact, to be honest, I have killed 2 of my friends already. Penelope says that she is charging me with "Attempted Manslaughter". And she should. Citizen's arrest all the way.
I haven't really been able to take a shit in days. So the steak I had for dinner on Sunday is just building on top of the chicken I had the day before. And last nights egg salad...just forget it. I am full of food and about ready to explode out of my bloated, rotting stomach.
I haven't really been able to take a shit in days. So the steak I had for dinner on Sunday is just building on top of the chicken I had the day before. And last nights egg salad...just forget it. I am full of food and about ready to explode out of my bloated, rotting stomach.
